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Robin Williams’ Called a ‘Coward’ by Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith


Shepard Smith is the biggest fu- wait, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Deep breaths, deep breaths, deep damn effing breaths! The ignorant Fox News anchor couldn’t keep his Botox-mouth shut about Robin Williams’ suicide. Smith is infamous for his vapid, self-indulgent, and nonsensical monologues, but whatever! Eff him. Let’s get down to business.

Smith The Village Idiot called Williams a “coward”. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a syndicated, award-winning “journalist” told millions of people that suicide is a cowardice act. READ: MILLIONS OF PEOPLE! Here’s what he said:

“It’s hard to imagine isn’t it? That you could love three little things so much, watch them grow and they’re in their mid-20’s, and they’re inspiring you and exciting you and they fill you up with a kind of joy you could never have known and… And yet something inside you is so horrible, or you’re such a coward, or whatever the reason… That you decide you have to end it.”

Oh, but it’s not so bad. Give him a break. Everyone makes mistakes. His tired brain didn’t work properly. I saw him crying on a wall earlier. He lost an eyelash on Sunday. Maybe he was just upset? Nope. None of the above. Idiot Smith McGee was just being an ignorant idiot.

Awww! At least he apologized! Cue dramatic music. Start teleprompter. Initiate fake compassion. 3,2,1…
“I would just like to apologize to the end of the earth to anyone who might think that I meant to openly call him a coward. To the core of my being, I regret it. It just came out of my mouth. And I’m so sorry. And to anyone and their families who see that, I am sorry.”

Is this The Bachelor’s final rose ceremony? Who will he choose? Ohmygawd! Look, Selma! He just proposed to himself! It must be true love…

Robin Williams’ Called a ‘Coward’ by Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Robin Williams’ Called a ‘Coward’ by Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Reviewed by Unknown on 8:25 PM Rating: 5

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