Wild Lucarelli: if this is a Chiattone. Do not call Kate Upton "curvy"

For a moment, I swear that I believed. People who elects sexiest woman in the world a woman curvy, this Kate Upton. And because of this matter of the aspired crown over the head of a sexy Chiattone read headlines excited about sites and newspapers ("People and the trend of curvy", "The sexiest supermodels curvy universe" ...) I went to find me some pictures of the chick. Not that I imagined Luciana Turina in floral bikini, mind you, but for sure I was far dall'aspettarmi a pole ventiduenne 1.80 tall blonde with a fourth of bra and a perfectly normal weight. And is not that the photos of Kate missing, since there is a testimonial of biscuits or dresses for plus sizes. No, the girl is a well-established model, testimonial of underwear and bikini, and, among the many sets, seraphic posed in swimwear for Sports Illustrated, the magazine known for instance that hosted in the past other famous large sizes such as Cindy Crawford, Bar Refaeli and Melissa Satta.

Moral of the story: if Kate Upton is curvy, I'm Barbara Streisand. So is the case once and for all that we understand this abused, Paraculo concept of "curvy", why use it inappropriately is a national sport. Because too many brands, too many magazines, too many designers use it haphazardly to wink to women and ride the wave of political correctness but then, in fact, take us blissfully to sit. Indeed, for the big butt. 

Curvy has become a term in common use when some brands that make clothes over size 46 have felt the need to describe their target in an elegant and respectful, as well as modern. Certainly could not be said to apply to women who are overweight or chubby or fat or well-placed or meat. "Curvy" sounded fine. Basically, curvy can mean many things.

At first, things went pretty well. Women over 46 felt finally represented, although the first curvy model in modern history, Sophie Dahl, after the initial enthusiasm, he converted to salads and ended up becoming thinner than Kate Moss.

Initially, I was saying, it seemed the world had decided that a few extra pounds and a size 48 were trendy. Then the newspapers began to muddy the waters. At one point they became representatives of fashion curvy not Oprah Winfrey or Marisa Laurito. No. He began to say I'm curvy beauties Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lopez, Monica Bellucci, Rihanna and other nice ladies and young ladies in a size 48 we are sticking their buttocks while those of their entire household, including pets. In short, hath begun to equate a size 40/44 with breast or butt abundant in a size 48 and over. That there is no need to explain it, are two completely different cases. Formosa and size preformed concepts are light years away. And if you allow, this kind of confusion is also quite irritating. If you are lean and have a fifth of bra does not have the style curvy but, excuse the French, you have a big hit in the ass. And do not you dress by Elena Miro but from Top Shop. The only problem you may be having to seek existential separate sizes for costumes or panties and bra or some outfit that tightens on the breast, but I would say cassintegrati and the Syrian people have bigger problems.

Being curvy in the true sense of the word (not the literal, but in the modern sense) means to have, trivially, the extra pounds to camouflage with the right dress. And those extra pounds are not on tits, as they leave hypocritically understand the papers, but on hips, tummy, arms and legs, to the limit. And I will say more. Often remain lean with abundant forms and therefore the frequent physiological tendency to put on pounds, requires inhuman efforts, so its women to Scarlett Johansson, in most cases, the females are more distant from the absolute concept curvy, women who would like serene , who accepted, not struggling with the balance and even with the hinges in order to enter into a 42.

In Conclusion. We do that once and for all give the right name to things. People elected the sexiest woman on the planet, Kate Upton, and not a curvy. It is a lean with her tits. To be even better, the kind of woman that men want in their own bed, and that women would like in the bowels of the earth, in a Chilean mine.

of Wild Lucarelli