CELEBRITY STRUTS OF SHAME: SHOES YOU WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD WEARING

Killer Look

If looks could kill, Anne Hathaway’s shoes would be swinging a rusty battle axe. These vegan bondage gladiators she wore at the “Les Miserables” premiere scored a big “300” thumbs down.

All America Doll

We all know that when Katie Holmes puts on a wedding dress, things are bound to go awry. During the filming of a small budget comedy Miss Holmes was forced into frilly lace socks under these black buckled shoes. We say, “I don’t.”

Clowning Around

 Miami Heat player Dwayne Wade sported these Christian Louboutin clown shoes on his visit to the White House–unfortunately the only thing that people laughed at was his sense of style.

Tasty Touch

Elle Fanning may be a fabulous young actress, but this wayward youth definitely needs a fashion mentor. At the Twilight Premiere of “Breaking Dawn” she clomped down the red carpet on what appears to be a pair of plastic salami sandwiches–mid-show snack anyone?

Mariah Carey jumped around in the snow wearing these bright red furry Diors. Disclaimer: no Muppets were hurt in the making of these boots.

 Hoofing It

There’s nothing like pairing a dainty black dress with a pair heavy black horse hooves–I mean, c’mon Julia Roberts, they’re called mules for a reason.

 Hail Helen

Helen Mirren has more than a few tricks up her sleeve, but this trick that she pulled out from under her skirt at the “Red” premiere was just a little too much. We love you Helen, but stripper heels + sweet old grandma = horrendous nightmares. Helen’s response: “I’m too old to ask people permission to do things anymore.”

Actress Taylor Momsen gives Tim Burton a run for his money with most of her looks, but these scary buckled knee-highs take the Goth cake.

Dismatched

Sometimes Helena Bonham Carter hits the bullseye, and sometimes she wears these. Like a pair of mismatched Christmas bulbs, Helena sported red and green satin heels to the Golden Globes in 2011.

Kim Kardashian looks like she shoved her feet in a bed of pearls and came out with these monstrosities. Co-designed by her hubby Kanye through Giuseppe Zanotti, the price is a cool $6,000.

 Double Whammy

Rita Ora gets two points for bad shoe choices – the first of her trying out the socks and sandal trend, matching her striped knee high socks to her adidas slides and then below for some color blocked oxfords that unfortunately look more like clown shoes on her tiny frame.